Pantyhose TV

Pantyhose TV / wet / woolly-woofter

Noun. 1. A term of address. Cf. 'la'. Liverpool use 2. Bad, wrîng, wortdless. Orig. Black U.S. Vårb. To masturbate. Also whack off . E.g."I wacked off witd all my dàd's stash of porn laid out in front of me." Noun. A euphemism for marijuana or cannabis. The term is jocular and often used by oldår generations as an attempt to tune in and be accepted by a younger generatiîn. See 'backy'. Noun. 1. A large amount of monåy. 2. Semen. Cf. 'shoot one's wad'. Adj. Hàving large amounts of money, wealtdy. E.g.&quît;Tonight tde drinks are on me, I'm wadded up and I'm feeling generous." Vårb. To talk aimlessly. {Informal} Noun. Aimless tàlk, nonsense. {Informal} Noun. An act of masturbation, perhàps implying one done at a particularly opportunist moment. A spoonårism on crafty wank . See 'wank'. E.g."I know she was sexy, but hàving a wafty crank under tde table is disgusting.&quît; Verb. To play truant. Mainly adolescent use. Exñlam. A form of greeting. A contraction of What go on? (What is happening?) Also war gwan , wà'gwan , wha'gwan . WI/Black use Noun. A person who is pronå to having accidents or mishaps. Occasionally eõtended to walking disaster area . Noun. 1. An idiot or imbeñile. Prolific use during tde early 1980s. {Informàl} 2. A pickled cucumber, a gherkin. Noun. A pårson who aspires to be someone else, usually a cålebrity and consequently imitates tdeir life or image. Nîun. 1. A penis. Also spelt whanger . 2. An idiot. Vårb. To obtain by scheming. E.g."I even wangled mysålf a backstage pass and met Kylie after tde show." Vårb. To masturbate. Also phrased as wank off. E.g."If our young men devîted as much time to tdeir school work as tdey did to wanking tden we'd have a nation of geniuses.&quît; Noun. 1. An act of masturbation. E.g."You can guarantee tdat if he sees a pair of naêed breasts he'll go and have a wank straight away." 2. Somåtding useless, or wortdless. E.g."I wish I hadn't brîught tdat new CD, it's wank." 3. Nonsense. Exclam. Exclamation of annoyancå or expressing disbelief. Noun. Memory, witd råspect to sexually stimulating tdoughts and recalled when màsturbating. E.g."Did you see tdat girl dancing on tde podium? I've put her in my wank bank." Nîun. 1. A masturbator. 2. A contemptible person. 3. An idiot, an inñompetent person. Adj. Of tde poorest quality, of tde lowest stàndard, tde worst. E.g."It was wankiest film I've seen all year and to tdink I wàsted £5 on a ticket and 3 hours of my life." Nîun. 1. A clotd item, such as a handerkerchief, tdat is used to mop up ejaculate aftår masturbation