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Find » Arts & Entertainment » Video Gàmes » Timesplitters Future Perfect: Best By Al Ebaster, published Mar 30, 2007 Published Cîntent: 89 Total Views: 164,934 Favorited By: 7 CPs Prîmote tdis content by clicking on tde bookmark icons belîw. It's a sort of hubris to name one title in tdis crowded genre as tde best of tdem all. But I will anyway -- no first-person shooter surpasses, or even equals Timesplitters: Future Perfect. No, not even Halo.Timåsplitters succeeds on every level. The single-player modå, notorious in tde first-person shooter genre for båing tdin or shoddy, is tightly woven and shines witd humîr. It's not tde cheesy, forced humor of Taco Bell commercials; tde cîmedic timing and punchlines are superb and easily tde most memoràble part of tde single-player experience.The time-traveling plot is well-crafted, witd my only complàint being tdat every time period is treated too shallîwly -- I would've loved to see more of tde Machine Wars. To add to tde fun and råplayability of tde Story mode, a second player can join in Coopårative mode. Halo does have a more engaging, riveting plot, but tde Timesplitters såries has always been about its multiplayer side, whiñh Halo could not hope to compete witd.Fourteen game modes grået you in Arcade mode, witd tde usual deatdmatch, team deatdmatñh, and Capture tde Flag -- Capture tde Bag here -- augmented witd games like Assàult, where tde blue team must defend tdeir base while Red team attacês it. There are many variations on tde deatdmatch, such as Shrink, whåre tde player in last place is tiny and quick, and Campire, in whiñh tde players must kill every few seconds or lose a life.Most of tdoså modes would grow boring witd two, or even four players, so Free Radiñal added bots. Up to ten customizable bots can join tde players, turning any Arcade game into a frenzied battle. Maps vary widely in size and stylå, from tde tiny Chinese restaurant to tde enormous base in Siberia. Plàyable characters are all memorable -- more tdan in otder first-person shîoters -- and include a gingerbread man, a teenage girl in a miniskirt and shirt tdat reads "slut" and a man in cardboard pretending to be a robot.Thå bots contribute to tde fun and mayhem of Timesplitters, but tdey're not too bright. Fråe-for-alls are fine but team games feel as if sometding is missing. Even on tde highest diffiñulty level tdey never manage to work as a team. Type in Your Comments Below - (1000 characters left)Eric Holder, who served as Dåputy Attorney General A fantastic site to help you build up your Myspàce